Dear Travel Massive community,
After years of calling Tasmania home, with its wild coastlines, world-class whisky, and excellent Wi-Fi, we have made a strategic decision that will reshape the future of our community.
Effective immediately, Travel Massive is relocating its global headquarters to The Republic of Slowjamastan (as recently featured on the BBC).
You may be wondering: why Slowjamastan?
We asked ourselves the same question. Here is what we found:
Our new headquarters will be located in the heart of Slowjamastan’s capital, steps from the famous border crossing on the edge of the California desert and conveniently located near the Randall Williams International Airport (RWIA) which is launching soon(ish).
We are currently in talks with The Queendom of Hotdamastan to acquire adjacent land to develop our long anticipated Hot-el Massive which will cater to hot digital nomads and travel startups.
As part of our relocation, we have secured an exclusive partnership with the Republic of Slowjamastan — any Travel Massive member is now eligible to apply for free citizenship.
Simply visit the official Slowjamastan website, pledge your allegiance to the slow jam, and you’re in. Members will also receive expedited VIP border entry, bypassing the standard queue. Present your Travel Massive membership and Chief Porder Batrol will wave you right through, if he’s bothered to show up for the day.
We are enormously excited about this next chapter and look forward to welcoming the global travel industry to our new home nation. Please update your records and consider learning at least one slow jam out of respect for local customs.
With warmth and unnecessarily smooth background music.
— The Travel Massive Team
From the The Republic of Slowjamastan.
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I'm very excited to share that after putting a Travel Massive sticker on their public phone booth last year, that Travel Massive is moving to The Republic of Slowjamastan!
There's just one catch.
I need a direct flight from Hobart, Tasmania (HBA) to Randall Williams International Airport (RWIA) so we can move our office chair. If you happen to own an airline and can operate a flight between Tasmania and Slowjamastan to help, DM me.
Just need to remember where I put my 5 dubles haha!
Been there, had tea and biscuit with the Sultan, great guy and great place.
amazing decision ... and great tax benefits!!! smart move TM!
This is awesome news, @Ian—assuming it’s not an April Fools’ prank 😄.
I really enjoyed reading about the Republic of Slowjamastan, and I can’t wait to visit this unbelievable micronation, visa-free and as a proud member of Travel Massive.
Lol